Expert Multi-Tasker Donald Trump Still Finds Time To Sue His Way Out Of Taxes

Nobody has to say 'Don't ever change, Donald.' He's utterly incapable of not being a small-time crook at heart.

President Cheap N Cheaty Ain't Wanna Pay His Golf Course Taxes, You Are So Surprised

Donald Trump is lying about the value of his golf course? Well knock us over with a feather.

Trump Now Treating Parents Of Dead Soldiers Like Any Other Trump Subcontractor

Donald Trump cares, even if he only cares about things with a price tag.

Donald Trump Bankrupting Secret Service Like A Common Trump Casino

Protip: It's a really bad idea to treat the people responsible for your safety like you treat your construction subcontractors.