Expert Multi-Tasker Donald Trump Still Finds Time To Sue His Way Out Of Taxes Nobody has to say 'Don't ever change, Donald.' He's utterly incapable of not being a small-time crook at heart. Doktor Zoom Courts 12 Apr 2018
President Cheap N Cheaty Ain't Wanna Pay His Golf Course Taxes, You Are So Surprised Donald Trump is lying about the value of his golf course? Well knock us over with a feather. Doktor Zoom News 30 Jan 2018
Trump Now Treating Parents Of Dead Soldiers Like Any Other Trump Subcontractor Donald Trump cares, even if he only cares about things with a price tag. Doktor Zoom News 19 Oct 2017
Donald Trump Bankrupting Secret Service Like A Common Trump Casino Protip: It's a really bad idea to treat the people responsible for your safety like you treat your construction subcontractors. Doktor Zoom News 21 Aug 2017