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*Heard on the Hill: What's worse than riding around on a Segway? Riding around on a Segway with stuffed animals attached to the sides...Rep. David Scott(D-Ga.) has no beef withBarry Bonds... Wyoming's new Senator,John Barrasso, experiences some growing pains... American Idol loserElliot Yaminfinds a new career in show business...Judy Collinsdoesn't disappoint live, even when its in front of the House Judiciary subcommittee...Henry Kissingeris secretly giving speeches at the Capitol. [ Roll Call ]
*Reliable Source: Marion Barrygets the wax treatment. [ WP ]
*Yeas and Nays: Here's something else thatDick CheneyandMr. Burnshave in common...Russ Feingoldgets the finger... The Palm closes for renovations... Good Christians end up in "man's court." [ Examiner ]
*Shenanigans: Not even winning a Pulitzer can keep your wife from leaving you forTed Turner...Nancy Pelosi'sunder pressure to get her memoirs out...Bill Presswins Hottest On-Air Male, cites sabotage and quickly recuses himself... Senators get clever with the names of their softball teams. [ Politico ]
*The Sleuth: Dems call RepublicansMichael Vick, Republicans call DemsLindsay Lohan....Sen. Robert Byrd's"barbaric" breakdown takes Youtube by storm. [ WP ]
*Rush & Molloy: Oprahsells outObamafundraiser.... The n-word isn't dead for the Wu Tang Clan andCindy Sheehanis ok with that. [ NYDN ]