Vive le Résistance! Wonkagenda for Wed., Feb. 7, 2018

Trump wants a parade, Congress tries to avert ANOTHER shutdown, and Jesus is being selective with flu shots. Your morning news brief!

2018 State and Local Elections

Government Running Out Of Money After Trump's Tax Cuts For Super-Rich, So Kiss Grammy Goodbye

Bye Grammy! Byeeeee!

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Trump Davos Speech Makes Him President In 3, 2, 1. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan., 26, 2018

Trump says big words to rich people, Paul Ryan steps on sick children, and a museum offers Trump a golden throne. Your morning newsbrief.

2018 State and Local Elections

Steve Mnuchin More Hateable Than His Terrible Wife

Donald Trump gets played by Democrats, so the White House sends THIS GUY to make nice with Republicans. Smooth move!

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All About Gay Cakes Bout Gay Cakes! Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 8, 2017

Senate Republicans don't want to touch ACA, Newt Gingrich plots his return, and Equifax gets hacked. Your morning news brief.

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Florida Man: GET OUT. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 7, 2017

Trump makes a deal, Obamacare repeal crawls back from the grave, and Steve Bannon hates Jesus.

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Nancy Pelosi And Chuck Schumer Just Cock-Slapped Trump, AND HE LIKED IT

Oh Boy, Nancy Pelosi And Chuck Schumer Sure Do Suck At Their Jobs!

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FEMA To Run Out Of Money By Friday. Good Thing No Disasters Are On The Way!

Somebody really needs to explain free-market economics to these unruly hurricanes.

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Relax, Everyone: Donald Trump Is Still A F*cking Criminal

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Trump Idiots 'Debunk' Michael Cohen Story By Shrieking HAW HAW BUZZFEED SUX!

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Trump: Me, Impeached? LOOK, A TERRORIST PRAYER RUG!

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Trump AG Nominee Bill Barr Should Have Kept His Big Mouth Shut About Obstruction Of Justice

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