Donald Trump Turning Military Into Mob Protection Racket

Oh, we WISH we were kidding.

Dad And Son Accused Of Raping Teen Girl Will Base Defense On Bible, As One Does

Should have asked for a dictionary, too. 'Suffer the children' doesn't mean make them suffer.

Donald Trump To NATO: Pay Up, Suckers

Donald Trump's brilliance as an international negotiator was on display as he explained he'd insist on payment up front before defending NATO allies.