Hey Aaron Schock, What'd You Find Down That Dude's Pants At Coachella? DICK, I RECKON! Evan Hurst Culture Wars 17 Apr 2019
I, A Flaming Homosexual, Don't Give A Flying Fuck Whether Joy Reid Wrote That Shit 10 Years Ago To be clear, we doubt she wrote that stuff. But even if she did, ALL Y'ALL FUCK OFF. Evan Hurst News 26 Apr 2018
New Mean Idiot Louisiana Senator Was BIGGEST STAR Of Sally Yates Hearing! There's a new village idiot in town, y'all. Evan Hurst Russia 09 May 2017
Washington Post Says Trump Teaching GOP To Love The Gays, LOL Shut Up, Washington Post How weird, since Trump is addressing an INSANE anti-gay summit this week! Evan Hurst News 10 Aug 2016
Sexxxy Barack Obama Throatcramming America With Gayness. Again! You know he's only issuing gay pride proclamations because he's a secret cocaine hooker. Evan Hurst POTUS 01 Jun 2016
Something Good Happened For Gays In Mississippi, Even Though That Is UNPOSSIBLE Evan Hurst Courts 03 May 2016
Dumb Tennessee Republicans Have New Plan To Ban Gay Marriage. It Is A Stupid Plan. Evan Hurst News 21 Sep 2015
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