Tom Steyer Just Found Kamala Harris's SC Voter Data Lying Around, What Is That, A CRIME? Where's A COP when you need one?! Stephen Robinson 2020 democratic primary 06 Nov 2019
Senate's Dumbest Republican Up To Ass In Trump-Ukraine Scandal Keep your eye on Ron Johnson, y'all. Evan Hurst Ukraine 28 Oct 2019
Jay Inslee Ends Campaign To Spend More Time With Planet Also available to be Climate Czar. Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 22 Aug 2019
Trump Bot Not Actually Going To Do Much Of Anything At CNN, Turns Out In fact, maybe she'll just be in the mail room. Would that be okay? Doktor Zoom Media/Entertainment 28 Feb 2019
Here's Some Mueller Morsels To Tide You Over Till The Midterms! Roger Stone, GO TO JAIL! And take that birther dicksnot weirdo Jerome Corsi with you. Evan Hurst News 26 Oct 2018
New York Times Just Published A HOLY SHIT WOW Story On The Trump-Russia Conspiracy, So That's Unlike Them! IS OUR NEW YORK TIMES LEARNING? Evan Hurst News 20 Sep 2018
WHAT THE HOLY MOTHERFUCKING FUCK WAS THAT TRUMP-PUTIN PRESS CONFERENCE? On the bright side, Putin gave Trump a soccer ball that probably has a listening device in it. That's pretty cool, right? Evan Hurst News 16 Jul 2018
Democratic Party Will See Trump Campaign And Russia IN HELL! (Or At Least In Court!) The Democrats are suing ERRBODY! Evan Hurst News 20 Apr 2018
Celebrities Who Destroyed Their Careers! (They Are All Donald Trump.) Tabs, Tues., Jan. 21, 2020 News
