Jay Inslee Ends Campaign To Spend More Time With Planet Also available to be Climate Czar. Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 22 Aug 2019
Trump Bot Not Actually Going To Do Much Of Anything At CNN, Turns Out In fact, maybe she'll just be in the mail room. Would that be okay? Doktor Zoom Media/Entertainment 28 Feb 2019
Here's Some Mueller Morsels To Tide You Over Till The Midterms! Roger Stone, GO TO JAIL! And take that birther dicksnot weirdo Jerome Corsi with you. Evan Hurst Russia 26 Oct 2018
New York Times Just Published A HOLY SHIT WOW Story On The Trump-Russia Conspiracy, So That's Unlike Them! IS OUR NEW YORK TIMES LEARNING? Evan Hurst Russia 20 Sep 2018
WHAT THE HOLY MOTHERFUCKING FUCK WAS THAT TRUMP-PUTIN PRESS CONFERENCE? On the bright side, Putin gave Trump a soccer ball that probably has a listening device in it. That's pretty cool, right? Evan Hurst Russia 16 Jul 2018
Democratic Party Will See Trump Campaign And Russia IN HELL! (Or At Least In Court!) The Democrats are suing ERRBODY! Evan Hurst Russia 20 Apr 2018
Elizabeth Warren, We Love You So Fucking Much. You Are So Fucking Wrong Right Now. You won't see us turning on Elizabeth Warren anytime soon, OR EVER. But let's have a family discussion! Evan Hurst Elections 03 Nov 2017
Donna Brazile Wrote A Thing. Oh. Are we supposed to have a reaction to this? Evan Hurst Elections 02 Nov 2017
Candace Owens Says We All Need To Just Chill The F**K Out About 'White Supremacy' Post-Racial America
Trump Insists That It's Illegal To Investigate His Crimes, Figures That Everyone Will Just Go Along With It lawsplainer
