At Least President Bugf*ck Isn't Saying NO COLLUSION Anymore, Just Kidding Yes He Is

And more dispatches from the most batshit press gaggle Trump has done in at least TWO WEEKS!

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HOT TAKE: Seth Moulton And His White Friends Should STFU And Hand Nancy Pelosi Her Gavel

We're still doing this little song and dance, are we?

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Rhode Island Democrats Are Fucking Weird

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Maybe Democrats Should Focus On Beating Republicans Instead Of Tearing Down Progressives In Primaries?

People don't like unfairness.

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Happy 78th Birthday, Nancy Pelosi! Your Present Won't Be Here Until November But It Is This Gavel

Let's end our day by recognizing Nancy Pelosi as the badass she is.

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Carter Page, We Found You A Girlfriend

Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya's testimony to the Senate Judiciary Committee is HOO BOY.

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Elizabeth Warren, We Love You So Fucking Much. You Are So Fucking Wrong Right Now.

You won't see us turning on Elizabeth Warren anytime soon, OR EVER. But let's have a family discussion!

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Nastya Rybka Is Free! Sort Of! Wait, Y'all Remember Who The F*ck Nastya Rybka Is?

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