Montana Gov. Steve Bullock Thinks He Can Probably Beat Tim Ryan, Other Tim Ryan Finally! A white guy is running for president. Stephen Robinson 2020 democratic primary 14 May 2019
Trump Calls Sean Hannity To Beg For Tongue Bath, Receives One Let's get those hearings started, House Democrats, because it's time to impeach the motherfucker, CHOP CHOP. Evan Hurst Russia 26 Apr 2019
That's Not What She Said: Kamala Vs. Beto Edition! A new series chronicling the media's bullshit narratives of the Democratic Primary in real time, whenever we remember to write them! Evan Hurst News 14 Mar 2019
INFINITE SCREAMMMMM! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 1, 2019 Jared calls his father-in-law, HHS says no kiddy fiddling in baby jails, and the shitshow at CPAC. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 01 Mar 2019
All Right, Coffee Prick, That'll Be Enough From You Everybody hates Howard Schultz, thinks he should fix himself a nice venti mocha with a double shot of WORMS and POOP. Evan Hurst News 05 Feb 2019
Russia Fool America Once ... Can't Get Fooled Again! The shit Russia just tried to pull to discredit the Robert Mueller investigation was literally the same play they ran on Hillary Clinton. But it didn't work this time! Evan Hurst Russia 31 Jan 2019
Kamala Harris Delivers Knockout Speech In Oaktown, Is Now Basically President It's safe to go out for popcorn during rest of election. Stephen Robinson Post-Racial America 28 Jan 2019
California's 39th: WE GOT US A SHITSHOW! We're not pointing any fingers, but someone screwed up. Dominic Gwinn News 29 May 2018
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
