Donald Trump Sycophants Plan Cabinet Positions For Coming Government-In-Exile Elaborate 'reviewing stands' made from refrigerator boxes being prepared for 'inauguration.' Doktor Zoom News 07 Nov 2016
Case Closed: Trump Victim Actually Groped By Velvet Underground Song The real groper is obviously Lou Reed. Doktor Zoom News 17 Oct 2016
More Women Now Accuse Donald Trump Of Groping Them Than Are Projected To Vote For Him What about Benghazi? Huh? Doktor Zoom News 14 Oct 2016
Somebody Did All The Groping, And It Was Donald Trump (Allegedly) This is so unexpected! Doktor Zoom News 13 Oct 2016
Did Trump Campaign Manager Paul Manafort Get Buttloads Of Money From Ukrainian Dictator? Maybe? Doktor Zoom News 15 Aug 2016
Where's Weirdest Place Ex-Sen. Scott Brown And Wife Ever 'Did It'? No, Not In The Butt. Where's the strangest place Scott Brown and his wife, who he may have seen naked more than once, have ever done sexxytimes? None of your business! Doktor Zoom News 09 Aug 2016
Um, Yeah, Bernie's Gonna Have To Ask You To Stop Chanting 'Lock Her Up!' That'd Be Great. Bernie Sanders's former campaign manager thinks diehard Bernie supporters could act a little less like Trump supporters. Dreamer. Doktor Zoom News 25 Jul 2016
Poor Donald Trump Wasn't Allowed To Cosplay Like He Was A Cop At NYPD Donald Trump really wanted to address a roll call at an NYPD precinct the day after the Dallas killings, and then maybe sit in a squad car and make the siren go. Doktor Zoom News 11 Jul 2016
Senate's Dumbest GOP Idiot Wishes Whistleblower Had Just Kept Trump's Ukraine Crimes To Himself Impeachment
