Trump Can't Have Greenland, So Denmark Can't Have Trump, NEENER NEENER! Wag the Musk Ox. Doktor Zoom Trump 21 Aug 2019
Dense Pence. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 6, 2018 The spies who loved Trump, more Republican election fraud, and Parliament airs Facebook's dirty laundry. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 06 Dec 2018
Trump Administration Does Literal Least It Can Do To Punish Russia For Spy Poisoning Attack Expelling Russian spies? Big whoop. Call us when they sanction Putin's ass. Evan Hurst News 26 Mar 2018
Finally, A Way To Send Donald Trump A Bunch Of Pussy! At last, a holiday gift Trump will love so much! Evan Hurst News 27 Dec 2016
Serious Scientist Man Explains That Gay Marriage Will Kill You Worser Than Smoking Doktor Zoom News 23 Apr 2013
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
