The Top 25,467 Open Investigations Into Ryan Zinke, Can't Imagine Why He Just Up And Quit New guy to be just as awful but less flamboyantly grifty. Doktor Zoom White House 17 Dec 2018
Ryan Zinke To Permit Uday And Qusay Trump To Murder Bear Cubs, Too Federally-mandated revision of 'Bambi' will have the little deer say his mother was a renewable resource, so fair's fair. Doktor Zoom News 22 May 2018
Interior Official Thinks Parkland Shooting Was False Flag, Tried To Kill His Girlfriend Kevin Sabo went to jail for cutting the brakes on his ex-girlfriend's car. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 09 Apr 2018
National Parks Advisors Tell Ryan Zinke To Take Their Job And Shove It Ryan Zinke is all about 'local input.' Unless it's from a bunch of damn hippie nature lovers. Doktor Zoom News 17 Jan 2018
Fired Intel Community Inspector General Very Nicely Tells President Crime-Baby To Eat A Bag Of F*ck Impeachment
