Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan To Make Shopping At Walmart Less Shooty You'd still be at a Walmart, though. Doktor Zoom Guns 12 Aug 2019
​Jason Isbell Gonna Set 30-50 Feral Hogs On Ben Shapiro Now He has the patience for this. Evan Hurst News 06 Aug 2019
Lindsey Graham Breaks Senate For Very Good Reason: So We Can Lock Up Children Forever Won't let foreigns or Democrats take his jerb away. Doktor Zoom Immigrants 02 Aug 2019
Lindsey Graham Has Final Asylum Solution Oh, was that mean? Fuck you. Doktor Zoom Immigrants 11 Jun 2019
BREAKING: ROBERT MUELLER DID THE THING ACCORDING TO SOURCES, IT WAS DEFINITELY A THING. Evan Hurst News 22 Mar 2019
'I'm Totally Off Script Right Now.' Wonkagenda For Mon., March 4, 2019 Trump's humps a flag, Bernie's back, and Fox News is calling from INSIDE the White House. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 04 Mar 2019
Senate Still Seems Pretty Pissed About This Whole MOHAMMED BONE SAW Thing! Weird, huh! Evan Hurst News 07 Dec 2018
