Ever Had A Staring Contest With A Constipated Turtle? Now You Know How Nancy Pelosi Feels. Mitch McConnell is proudly supporting a resolution (that will not pass) to CANCEL IMPEACH ON SUNDAY MORNING! Evan Hurst Impeachment 10 Jan 2020
Secretary Mnuchin Will Hand Over Trump's Secret Service Expense Log Real Soon. Like In 2025, 'Kay? This guy thinks he's SLICK. Liz Dye Politics 09 Jan 2020
Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan To Make Shopping At Walmart Less Shooty You'd still be at a Walmart, though. Doktor Zoom Guns 12 Aug 2019
​Jason Isbell Gonna Set 30-50 Feral Hogs On Ben Shapiro Now He has the patience for this. Evan Hurst News 06 Aug 2019
Lindsey Graham Breaks Senate For Very Good Reason: So We Can Lock Up Children Forever Won't let foreigns or Democrats take his jerb away. Doktor Zoom Immigrants 02 Aug 2019
Lindsey Graham Has Final Asylum Solution Oh, was that mean? Fuck you. Doktor Zoom Immigrants 11 Jun 2019
BREAKING: ROBERT MUELLER DID THE THING ACCORDING TO SOURCES, IT WAS DEFINITELY A THING. Evan Hurst News 22 Mar 2019
'I'm Totally Off Script Right Now.' Wonkagenda For Mon., March 4, 2019 Trump's humps a flag, Bernie's back, and Fox News is calling from INSIDE the White House. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 04 Mar 2019
Alan Dershowitz Peddling Anti-Semitic Conspiracy Theories To Breitbart, What Fun We Have In Hell! Legal
Fox News: Don't Compare Mayor Pete's Marriage To Trump And Rush Limbaugh's Cheaty Slutting, NO FAIR! fox news
