What Did Trump Promise To The President Of Ukraine? Or Russia? Or, You Know, Whomever? If Wonkette's right about this, MUST CREDIT WONKETTE. Evan Hurst News 19 Sep 2019
Ayanna Pressley Wants to Impeach Brett Kavanaugh & We're Bringing The Torches & Pitchforks We're done playing nice with Republicans. Stephen Robinson Congress 18 Sep 2019
Lindsey Graham Breaks Senate For Very Good Reason: So We Can Lock Up Children Forever Won't let foreigns or Democrats take his jerb away. Doktor Zoom Immigrants 02 Aug 2019
FBI Director Christopher Wray Wants YOU! To Stop Being A White Supremacist Terrorist! On the bright side, white supremacists aren't quite the majority of domestic terrorists! Doktor Zoom Crime 24 Jul 2019
I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! Wonkagenda For Tues., June 4, 2019 The GOP wants to avoid ANOTHER trade war, Silicon Valley fears trust busting, and the Queen trolls Trump. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 04 Jun 2019
Maybe Mexico Won't Pay For It? Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 19, 2018 Trump's not so proud to shut the government down anymore, and Facebook gave away all your shit. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 19 Dec 2018
You Boofed Yet? Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct. 04, 2018 Kavanaugh vote on deck, more Russian indictments, and Track Palin goes to jail. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 04 Oct 2018
Are Republicans About To Confirm A Perjurer To SCOTUS? Hey, Shit Happens! What do you mean this isn't normal? Seems like everyday behavior these days. Doktor Zoom News 07 Sep 2018
Rudy Giuliani Says He Never Met Ukrainian Oligarch Dmitry Firtash, And You Can Take That To The Bank! Ukraine
Pete Buttigieg Promises His 'Medicare For All' Plan Is The Bestest, Least Socialist One Yet 2020 democratic primary
