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President Good Brain Sat Down With Reuters, Showed 'Em Which One Is 'Camel'

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Maybe Mexico Won't Pay For It? Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 19, 2018

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What do you mean this isn't normal? Seems like everyday behavior these days.

Shorter Cory Booker And Senate Judiciary Dems: COME AT US, BRO

They are just daring the GOP to ask to speak to their manager.

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Tammy Duckworth To Teach US Senate Where Babies Come From

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President Good Brain Sat Down With Reuters, Showed 'Em Which One Is 'Camel'

So glad we settled the question of whether Trump has dementia or not!

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