Today In July 5, 2016, History: Wonkette Explains Why F*CK OFF About Hillary's Emails, That Is Not The Same

Read this so you can explain How Things Work to your dumb rightwing uncle.

Comey Hearings Just A Bunch Of House Republicans Stepping On Own Dicks. Again.

What did we learn from the GOP's incessant badgering of James Comey? Lots! But not what the GOP wanted us to learn.

Dammit, Loretta Lynch Won't Put Hillary Clinton In Email Jail Either!

Probably because Hillary bribed her, ayup, that's the ticket, you bet.

House GOP Wants To Investigate Hillary's Emails, Because That's Gone So Well In The Past

Ooh, ooh! Maybe they could investigate Benghazi some more while they're at it!