Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan For The Rural Jurors It's Warren rural pluralism! Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 07 Aug 2019
Arkansas Fixin' To Bone Lazy Poors Who Don't Live Online Like Common Bloggers 'Show your work' didn't used to mean you'd lose Medicaid. Doktor Zoom News 05 Jul 2018
Trump FCC Will Murder Your Internet For Christmas, Ho Ho Ho Motherfuckers! Trump's FCC wants to screw the Internet AND poor people just in time for Christmas, Hanukkah, and Festivus. Dominic Gwinn News 27 Nov 2017
GOP Jerk Babies Will Kill Off 'Obamaphones' For Poors, Just To Be Jerk Babies It's amazing how many ways Republicans think of to punish poor people. Almost. Assholery can be endlessly creative. Doktor Zoom News 03 Aug 2017
FCC Chair Wants You To Sit Down And Shut Up About Net Neutrality, Everything Else Ajit Pai has screwed over jailbirds, the incarcerated, and now he's coming after the Internet. Dominic Gwinn News 12 Jul 2017
Trump's FCC Guy Just Killed Poors' Obamanet. Don't We Feel Safer Already? Trump's FCC Commissioner working to ensure no internet for dirty poors, hits the ground running. Are we tired of winning yet? Liz Dye News 06 Feb 2017
Senate Sunday: North Carolina Might Turn Blue, Without Even Holding Its Breath Who'd have guessed that North Carolina may be a key state in Democrats' hopes of retaking the Senate? We're just as surprised as you! Doktor Zoom News 21 Aug 2016
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS
