Fox News Knows Who The Lazy Takers Are, And It Is ... Veterans? Yeah Them Wait, he only meant leeching veterans should be dependent on private doctors. It's empowering! Doktor Zoom Media/Entertainment 08 Apr 2019
Sinclair To Reporter: There's No 'I'm Undergoing Cancer Treatment' In 'Team' If you're gonna steal headlines, steal from The Onion. If you're gonna work in TV news, don't work for Sinclair. Doktor Zoom Journamalism 18 Dec 2018
Donald Trump Set To Unveil Exciting Poor-Fucking Budget, For Poor-Fucking! Please sir, may we have some more? Doktor Zoom News 22 May 2017
Arizona Wimps Out, Decides Not To Starve Poors During Shutdown After All Doktor Zoom News 08 Oct 2013
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS