Trump Administration Tells People On Disability To Sit And Spin

(It is telling them to go fuck themselves, all to 'save' $20 million a year.)

Healthcare

Fox News Knows Who The Lazy Takers Are, And It Is ... Veterans? Yeah Them

Wait, he only meant leeching veterans should be dependent on private doctors. It's empowering!

Media/Entertainment

Sinclair To Reporter: There's No 'I'm Undergoing Cancer Treatment' In 'Team'

If you're gonna steal headlines, steal from The Onion. If you're gonna work in TV news, don't work for Sinclair.

Healthcare