Trump's Plan B: Make WALL From California's Ashes, Tears Of Puerto Ricans

Just mix in a bit of military funding magic and PRESTO: a lawsuit!

White House

Congress Reaches Shutdown Deal If Fox & Friends Don't Veto It

Mexico still unaccountably refusing to pay for WALL.

News

FEMA To Run Out Of Money By Friday. Good Thing No Disasters Are On The Way!

Somebody really needs to explain free-market economics to these unruly hurricanes.

News

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

Donate

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

Donate

Relax, Everyone: Robert Mueller Is Not DUMPING YOU, Just Kidding Maybe He Is

Russia

Christian Foster Care Agency Hating On The Catholics, Because It's The 1950s Apparently

popular

Clarence Thomas: Who Left This Pubic Hair On Trump's First Amendment?

Media/Entertainment

Trump So Mad At Dan Coats He's Gonna Be A Chickensh*t Who's Too Scared To Fire Him

Featured

Newsletter

Shop Wonkette Bazaar

Wonkette on Redbubble

NRA = Weak Sad Poop

Enemy of the People

This Is Not An Ad

Buy Shit From Amazon, Wonkette Gets Money

Privacy

Privacy Policy