Password To Kris Kobach's Ratfucking Voter Database Definitely Not 'Password' (Yes It Is) Once that Nigerian prince comes through, you'll never see THIS GUY again! Liz Dye News 24 Oct 2017
Kansas Prevents Thousands From Voting, Like Jesus Would Have Wanted Did you hear THREE foreign people have voted in Kansas in the last 18 years? Obviously everybody else should be disenfranchised, then! Doktor Zoom News 02 Jun 2016
John Kasich Opposes D.C. Statehood Because, Ew, There Are Democrats There Robyn Pennacchia Politics 21 Apr 2016
Clinton And Sanders Unite To Sue Holy Hell Out Of Those Arizona Bastards: A Nice Time! Doktor Zoom News 16 Apr 2016
Kentucky's New Teabagger Gov. Matt Bevin Wasting No Time Screwing Voters, Poors C.A. Pinkham News 23 Dec 2015
Pervy Pol's Taint Leads To Private Caucus, All Political Dick Puns Currently In Use Beth Ethier News 22 Dec 2014
Texas Voter ID Law Will Work Just Fine. Except for 200,000 People. In One County. Doktor Zoom News 31 Jan 2014
Alan Dershowitz Peddling Anti-Semitic Conspiracy Theories To Breitbart, What Fun We Have In Hell! Legal
Fox News: Don't Compare Mayor Pete's Marriage To Trump And Rush Limbaugh's Cheaty Slutting, NO FAIR! fox news
