Beto, Let's Get It Out Of Our System Now: COCK DICK MOTHERF*CKER SH*T BONER ASSWHISTLE! Your Democratic debate preview! Evan Hurst Featured 12 Sep 2019
Devin Nunes Drops Suit Against Own Constituents To Spend More Time Suing The RICOs Frivolous suer strikes, unstrikes, strikes some more! Five Dollar Feminist Russia 05 Sep 2019
Next Democratic Debate (Probably) Only One Night, Thanks Tulsi Gabbard And Tom Steyer! PRAISE THE LORD. Evan Hurst News 28 Aug 2019
Jay Inslee Ends Campaign To Spend More Time With Planet Also available to be Climate Czar. Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 22 Aug 2019
Told You CNN Would F*ck Up The Debates Turns out obsessing over time limits and asking bad questions is not a winning formula. Evan Hurst News 01 Aug 2019
​Sounds Like Sean Hannity's Seth Rich Source Was 'Russian Spies,' Ha? Ha? THE FUCK YOU SAY. Evan Hurst Russia 09 Jul 2019
All In Favor Of Montana Governor Steve Bullock Quitting His Bitching Say 'AYE'! AYE. Evan Hurst News 14 Jun 2019
​For The Umpteenth Time, THE STEELE DOSSIER IS NOT THE SAME AS COLLUDING WITH OUR ENEMIES TO STEAL AN ELECTION, YOU F*CKING IDIOTS WE ARE FUCKING MAD ABOUT A THING. Evan Hurst Russia 13 Jun 2019
