Poor Marks. Wonkagenda For Wed., March 6, 2019

Trump's stonewalling and screaming, Republicans are squirming, and a lovely tribute for Rep. John Dingell. Your morning news brief!

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Sunday Show GOP Idiots: Come For The Casual Racism, Stay For The ... More Casual Racism!

It's your Sunday Show Rundown!!!

2020 presidential election

The Republicans Got Hacked? LOLOLOLOLOL

400-pound hacker strikes again.

Russia

New York Times Introduces Us To Dumbest F*cking Gay People In America

Worst. Cletus. Safari. EVER.

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Ecuador Tells Julian Assange To Get Off The Couch, Or They're Taking His Cat

Clean up your shit, or find a new place to live, Julian!

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New York Times Just Published A HOLY SHIT WOW Story On The Trump-Russia Conspiracy, So That's Unlike Them!

IS OUR NEW YORK TIMES LEARNING?

Russia

Megyn Kelly Just Saying Maybe Christine Blasey Ford Is Bleeding From Her Wherevers

Megyn. MEGYN!

sex crimes

'Prepare To Die Cock Sucker' Just Roger Stone's Way Of Saying 'Sorry You Have Ball Cancer, Old Buddy!'

Roger Stone probably shouldn't make any long-term plans.

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Do Y'all See What Nancy Pelosi Is Doing Yet?

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Everything You Need To Know About The Dumb Dick/Manafort Patsy Who Got Indicted Today

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Military Brass On Pres Pardoning War Criminals: Situation Trumpy All F*cked Up

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Never Mind, Just A 10-year-Old Migrant Girl Whose Death They Covered Up

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