Glenn Greenwald Taking Assange Arrest Really Hard, Y'all, Bless His Heart

We're only supposed to trust the Trump Department of Justice when it's Bill Barr covering up the Mueller report. YOU BETCHA, GLENN.

Russia

Another Bill In The Wall. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 22, 2019

Trump STILL can't get his wall money, Alex Acosta broke the law, and Dame Peggington hates commie kids. Your morning news brief!

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Lindsey Graham, Stephen Miller Interrupt Your Sunday With Their Stupid Lie-Holes

It's your Sunday Show Rundown!

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Mike Pence Embarasses Himself (Again). Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 18, 2019

Andy McCabe goes on 60 Minutes, Heather Nauert quit-fired, and LA's 'army of cats.' Your morning news brief!

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INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK! Wonkagenda For Mon., Feb. 04, 2019

Trump's intel officials accuse him of 'willful ignorance,' someone leaked all his executive time, and Northam out? Your morning news brief!

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No End In Sight. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 24, 2019

No SOTU, Jared plays government, and Kellyanne is a cartoon villain. Your morning news brief!

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Maybe Mexico Won't Pay For It? Wonkagenda For Wed., Dec. 19, 2018

Trump's not so proud to shut the government down anymore, and Facebook gave away all your shit. Your morning news brief!

Elections

Trump Can't Stop Fiddling With The Rockets In His Pocket

The Space Force is like a multi-billion dollar turd that won't flush.

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At Least Tucker Carlson Still Has His Girlish Laugh

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Kamala Harris Equal Pay Proposal Nanny State Boo Hoo Oh No WAAAH

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How's Trump Sh*tting On The Troops This Memorial Day? Get A Load Of THIS!

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