Defense Department And Army Texts From Jan. 6 Also Deleted? Cool.

Nothing to see here, we are sure.

Trump DHS Only 30 Minutes Behind Mommyblogs In Assessing What Was Happening At Capitol Jan. 6

Look, it was a crazy day.

How Petty Is President Whinyass's Coup? This Petty.

GET OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE, LOSER.

SecDef Mark Esper Briefly Grows Pair, Presents It As Love Gift To Dear Leader Trump

We'll always remember those five minutes on Wednesday.