Reading Carter Page's 'RICO-Conspiracy' Suit Is Law School In Reverse We are fresh blank slates now, like a newborn babe. Liz Dye News 16 Oct 2018
Same Stupid-Ass Idiots Want Hillary Clinton (And Many Others!) Prosecuted For Same Stupid-Ass Reasons SNOOZE. Evan Hurst News 20 Apr 2018
Looks Like Russia Tried To Murder Somebody Over THE DOSSIER, So That's Shocking Bet Donald Trump wishes he could pull shit like this. Evan Hurst News 08 Mar 2018
The 432,696 Hottest Scoops In Jane Mayer's Profile Of Christopher Steele, Trump Dossier Super-Spy! Including how the Kremlin allegedly PERSONALLY VETOED Trump naming stupid Mittens Romney as secretary of State. Evan Hurst News 05 Mar 2018
Lo Unto Us A Democratic Memo Is Given, To Beat Devin Nunes On The Ass With! Hey, breaking news, Devin Nunes is full of shit. Evan Hurst News 26 Feb 2018
Robert Mueller All Up In Jared Kushner's Fucked Up Money Business Again, Oh Shit! Come on down, Jared, it's YOUR TURN AGAIN! Evan Hurst News 20 Feb 2018
Dianne Feinstein Gonna Need You To Hold Her Beer While She Beats Chuck Grassley's Ass Dianne Feinstein is real fuckin' tired of Chuck Grassley and Lindsey Graham obstructing justice for Trump in the Russia investigation. Evan Hurst News 13 Feb 2018
The Five Most MEEEEEEOW HISS Moments In This Week's House Intelligence Committee Hearing DAMN GIRL DAMN! Evan Hurst News 09 Feb 2018
Ted Cruz Positively Outraged That The Government Would Interfere With His Reproductive Rights Feminininism
Rand Paul Thinks YouTube Has Some Obligation To Torture Its Users With Clips Of Him Speaking Impeachment
Florida Man May Refuse Dialysis If He Can't Bring Cardboard Cutout Of Trump With Him For Emotional Support Trump
Economist Suggests Infecting A Ton Of People With Coronavirus In Order To Help People With Coronavirus Healthcare
