Betsy DeVos Fighting For All The Oppressed Young Brett Kavanaughs We are stuck with her through 2020. Stephen Robinson Culture Wars 16 Nov 2018
Michelle Obama Can Tell Barack's Is Bigger Than Trump's Just By Looking At It NOT THEIR DICKS, YOU PERVERTS. Evan Hurst News 16 Nov 2018
Julian Assange To Be Offered Asylum In American Prison. Don't Bring The Cat. Damn straight. Evan Hurst Russia 16 Nov 2018
Trump To Throw Paper Towels At California Wildfires May also yell at people burned out of homes for making bad choices. Doktor Zoom Environment 16 Nov 2018
Trump Mad You Need ID To Buy Cheerios, But All You Need For Voter Fraud Is A Sexy French Maid Costume IT'S. NOT. FAIR. Evan Hurst News 15 Nov 2018
Defense Sec Mattis Very Proud Of Troops Serving In 'Operation Midterm Election' Like Valley Forge with better food, less frostbite, no goddamn point. Doktor Zoom Military 15 Nov 2018
Jim Jordan To GOP: What If We Were Big Stupid Liars Like Trump? You Know, HYPOTHETICALLY Yes, it's because they're not Trumpy enough. Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 14 Nov 2018
Justice Department Says It's Cool For Meatball McDumb To Be Acting Attorney General, So All Y'all Can STFU It was probably his magic toilet that keeps even super long penises dry that won DoJ over. Evan Hurst News 14 Nov 2018
Your New Boyfriend: This Terrible Novelist Who Couldn't Get Published Because Sexism Against Men. Culture
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
