House Judiciary Committee Demands To Know Why Hillary Clinton Fired James Comey Just another day at the Congressional sausage factory. Doktor Zoom News 27 Jul 2017
New WH Comms Director Anthony Scaramucci Stepping On Donald Trump's Dick Anthony Scaramucci: presidential spokesman or performance artist? Doktor Zoom News 24 Jul 2017
Democrats Frivolously Sue Trump And Roger Stone, Just For Conspiring To Hack All Their Shit This lawsuit against Donald Trump's campaign is either crazy or brilliant. Let's say it's both. Doktor Zoom News 14 Jul 2017
Did Jared Kushner Do Cyber Stuff With Russia? Maybe! Was fake news coming from Trump Tower? Maybe not, but it may have had a nudge from a noodge. Doktor Zoom News 13 Jul 2017
What, Should Trump NOT Ask Russia For Help With The Cyber? Really, He Shouldn't? Okay Donald Trump has the best ideas. But if they're bad ideas, he never meant he was really going to DO them. Doktor Zoom News 10 Jul 2017
All The Lawyers Who Could've Defended Donald Trump Wanted To Get Paid. Oops. Something something Fool For A Client... Doktor Zoom News 07 Jun 2017
Master Deal-Maker Trump Giving Russia Back Its Spy Mansions In Exchange For 'Nothing.' Does Nothing Work For You? John Le Carré protests: These plot twists are entirely too implausible. Doktor Zoom News 01 Jun 2017
Ain't Nobody Want To Work For Donald Trump, Because Who Can Afford The Lawyer Bills? In other news, rats are unwilling to get onto a sinking ship. Doktor Zoom News 01 Jun 2017
