Arizona Governor Ends 'Border Crisis' By Throwing Old Shipping Containers At It

Behold his works, ye mighty, and despair.

If Trump Doesn't Get His Border Wall, He'll Hold His Breath Until The Economy Turns Blue

Is Donald Trump crazy enough to crash the economy over his stupid fucking border wall? Oh yeah def.

Post-Racial America

You'll Need A Cigarette After Watching Elizabeth Warren's Latest Donald Trump Nad-Stompin'

Seriously, can she be the vice president? Because that would be just great.

The 5 Best Times Obama Called Everybody A Dumbass In His Rutgers Commencement Speech

It's a pity he's too shy to say what he really thinks.