Trump Just Kicking Around The Idea Of Bombing Iran

Like a nuclear football, you know.

Trump Bragged To Bob Woodward About Letting Prince Bone Saw Get Away With Murder

He says very strongly he didn't do it, Bob.

Trump Hires John Bolton As New National Security Adviser, We Are All Going To Die

Would John Bolton really be as bad as all that? Sweet baby Jesus, he's likely to be worse.

Foreigns Already Blackmailing Donald Trump For Favors. WEIRD!

Thank goodness presidents can't have conflicts of interest. Donald Trump said so!

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