'No Cave!' Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 22, 2019

Trump's shutdown drags on, and Rudy doesn't care what you put on his grave. Your morning news brief!

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It's Not A $50M Bribe To Putin ... It's A GIFT!

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'Individual 1.' Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 30, 2018

Mueller's is eyeballing the entire Trump family. Your morning news brief!

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ELECTION DAY! Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 6, 2018

Get your ass to the polls after you read your morning news brief!

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'It's Just Not Presidential!' Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 26, 2018

Trump cries about his bombs, we may close the borders, and Steve Bannon's stump slump. Your morning new brief!

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Nobody Likes Trump Rallies :( Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct. 11, 2018

Trump says #MeToo women 'got away,' global markets nosedive, and the crown prince ordered 'detention' of Jamal Khashoggi. Your morning news brief!

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Michael Cohen's So Excited! He's So Excited! He's So ... SCARED!

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Pelosi To Trump: Get F*cked, Orange Loser

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Guess Americans Don't Like Russian Agent Presidents Who Shut Down Government Forever. WHO KNEW!

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