How Many Trump-Russia Treasons Does Michael Cohen Know About? ALL OF THEM, KATIE! Cohen is reportedly prepared to tell Robert Mueller that Donald Trump knew all about Junior's Trump Tower treason meeting BEFORE IT EVEN HAPPENED. Evan Hurst News 27 Jul 2018
Jake Tapper Disembowels Stephen Miller Then Wipes His Gut Blood On His Face Like In A Horror Movie Stephen Miller makes us miss the warmth and wit of Anthony Scaramucci. Doktor Zoom News 08 Jan 2018
Is This Weird-Ass Moscow Trump Tower Thing The Key To The Whole Damn Trump-Russia Conspiracy? HOLY SHIT, Y'ALL. Evan Hurst News 29 Aug 2017
GOP Congressman From Moscow Still GOP Congressman From Moscow Ladies and gentleladies, DANA FUCKING ROHRABACHER! Evan Hurst News 21 Jul 2017
No For Real Trump's New York Times Interview Is Literally Fucking Bonkers (Part Deux!) More highlights from the most bugfuck interview Trump has given since last time he gave a bugfuck interview! Evan Hurst News 20 Jul 2017
Donald Trump's NYT Interview Was HOLY FUCKING SHIT! We're not saying that Maggie Haberman slips POTUS a mickey before these interviews...but we're not NOT saying it either! Five Dollar Feminist News 20 Jul 2017
Inconsolable Donald Trump Jr. Wishes Daddy Wouldn't Be President No More! LIFE SUCKS! Evan Hurst News 19 Jul 2017
Russian Government Hasn't STFU About Trump's Associates Since 2015 UNMASKING! ARREST OBAMA! Et cetera. Et cetera. Evan Hurst News 13 Jul 2017
