How Many Trump-Russia Treasons Does Michael Cohen Know About? ALL OF THEM, KATIE!

Cohen is reportedly prepared to tell Robert Mueller that Donald Trump knew all about Junior's Trump Tower treason meeting BEFORE IT EVEN HAPPENED.

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Jake Tapper Disembowels Stephen Miller Then Wipes His Gut Blood On His Face Like In A Horror Movie

Stephen Miller makes us miss the warmth and wit of Anthony Scaramucci.

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Is This Weird-Ass Moscow Trump Tower Thing The Key To The Whole Damn Trump-Russia Conspiracy?

HOLY SHIT, Y'ALL.

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GOP Congressman From Moscow Still GOP Congressman From Moscow

Ladies and gentleladies, DANA FUCKING ROHRABACHER!

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