Trump Idiots Out For Adam Schiff's Blood, Because That Is Sane And Rational You didn't think they would waste any time completely overplaying their hand, did you? Evan Hurst News 26 Mar 2019
VINDICATED! Donald Trump Jr. Didn't Do ANY Crimes That One Time! (Perhaps! Allegedly! MAYBE.) Actually his face is a crime, which means as long as he insists on having it, he's doing crimes. Evan Hurst News 01 Feb 2019
Gay-Hatin' Cake Nazi Wins At SCOTUS, But Religious Right Shouldn't Blow Its Wad Just Yet This was a really shitty case, but don't worry, kids, SCOTUS didn't legalize gay bashing or anything. Evan Hurst News 04 Jun 2018
Donald Trump Jr. Almost As Good At Marriage As He Is At Having A Normal Human Face This is the meanest thing about Donald Trump Jr.'s divorce you will read ALL DAY. Evan Hurst News 16 Mar 2018
But Donald Trump Jr.'s Russian Emails! Dear LORD, His Fuckin' Russian Emails! Oh for Christ's sake, can we just lock him the fuck up already? Evan Hurst News 08 Dec 2017
Donald Trump Jr. Seems Pretty Darn Proud Of His Russian WikiLeaks Sexts! Oh Donald Trump Jr., please go to jail. Evan Hurst News 14 Nov 2017
Are These The Three Dumbest Fucking Reactions To The Trump-Russia Dossier News? Sure Why Not. Starring Tomi Lahren, Donald Trump Jr. and PROGRESSIVE SAVIOR Tulsi Gabbard! Evan Hurst News 25 Oct 2017
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO PAID FOR THE FUCKING DOSSIER, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES It doesn't matter who paid for opposition research IF IT'S FUCKING TRUE, YOU IDIOTS. Evan Hurst News 25 Oct 2017
