Donald Trump Made Up Exciting New Insane Shit To Lie About In Nashville Rally!

We watched Donald Trump's Nashville slobber jamboree so you won't have to.

Donald Trump To Be Law And Order President, Execute All Black Teens Not Playing Checkers

Donald Trump continued to crib lines from Richard Nixon's 1968 playbook, promising to be the 'law and order candidate' of 2016. His vow to crack down on hippies may not resonate quite as well.