Donald Trump Goes To Old Man Ford's Nazee Joint To Jaw About 'Good Bloodlines'

So, the mask is off, then?

The Post Office Is In Trouble. Trump Is Here To Help With A Nice Pillow For Its Face.

Why should he help, it's not like the post office is a cruise ship. It doesn't even have a buffet.

Donald Trump Wants To Bring Back Landmines, Make Not-America Maimed Again

If we blow up the children over there, they can't come here.

Trump Demands To Know Why California Hasn't Solved 'Fire'

It's fine in Siberia and the Amazon though.