Barack Obama Still Being Civil To Crude Boorish White Man Taking His Job

Barack Obama offered some suggestions for the incoming president on how to not ruin America, if only because people might notice.

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Mike Pence Did Pretty Good In Debate -- Will Donald Trump Punch Him Right In The Face?

Mike Pence did pretty well in the Veepbate. Maybe too well?

Donald Trump Wishes He Could Haul Off And Punch DNC Speakers Like BAM! So Hard

Donald Trump says he'd really like to hit some of the speakers at the Democratic convention really hard. Metaphorically. For now.