Hey Aaron Schock, What'd You Find Down That Dude's Pants At Coachella? DICK, I RECKON! Evan Hurst News 17 Apr 2019
I, A Flaming Homosexual, Don't Give A Flying Fuck Whether Joy Reid Wrote That Shit 10 Years Ago To be clear, we doubt she wrote that stuff. But even if she did, ALL Y'ALL FUCK OFF. Evan Hurst News 26 Apr 2018
Trump Wants Trans Troops Kicked Out Of The Military (Or Back Into The Closet) We've seen this movie before. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 24 Mar 2018
Obama Shoves Trans Equality Down Military's Throat, Military Salutes And Says Yessir Is there anything left for the military to discriminate against, or is this the last one? We think it's the last one! Doktor Zoom News 01 Jul 2016
Sexxxy Barack Obama Throatcramming America With Gayness. Again! You know he's only issuing gay pride proclamations because he's a secret cocaine hooker. Evan Hurst News 01 Jun 2016
Donald Trump Suddenly Part Of Arkansas Senate Race, Maybe Who'd have figured Donald Trump would become a pivotal issue in the Arkansas Senate race? Doktor Zoom News 08 May 2016
Donald Trump Thinks He Is 'America.' If That Doesn't Horrify You, You Aren't Paying Enough Attention. Trump
Coronavirus Causing Right-Wing PanDUMBic Of Epidemic Proportions, GET IT? GET IT? GET IT? Culture Wars
How Much Sh*tshow Is Bill Barr's Justice Department Right Now? This Much Sh*tshow. justice department
Trump Administration Totally On Top Of Coronavirus Thing, Will Ask Twitter If They Have Any More Questions White House
