Dear Democrats: THIS Is How You Handle A Full-Of-Sh*t Clownshow Liar Like Corey Lewandowski Every hearing from this day forward should star Barry Berke, AT THE BEGINNING, GODDAMMIT. Evan Hurst News 18 Sep 2019
Nancy Pelosi Now A Libelsome Guttermouth And Trump A Gentle Innocent Lamb Of Kindness, Goodness And Love There's a rule against calling the 'president' a racist. Who knew? (The Republicans who put it there in 2016!) Doktor Zoom Congress 17 Jul 2019
​Robert Mueller Testimony Maybe Delayed Because Oh My God Democrats, Get Your Sh*t Together FIGURE IT OUT. Evan Hurst Russia 12 Jul 2019
Your Weekly Top Ten Got So Many Wonkette Kid Pictures, You're Gonna Get SICK OF Wonkette Kid Pictures! YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst popular 15 Jun 2019
The Four Biggest Idiots From The John Dean/Watergate/Trump-Russia Hearings Yesterday Did you guess Jordan, Collins, Gohmert and Gaetz? Doktor Zoom Congress 11 Jun 2019
Joyce White Vance Said The Mueller Report To GOP Idiots' Faces, And It Was LOVELY! Oh yeah, you might have heard John Dean was there too. Evan Hurst Russia 11 Jun 2019
Congressman From 'Hee Haw' Tries To Ban Democrats From Talkin' Mean About President CrimeStupid YOU BETCHA. Evan Hurst News 10 Jun 2019
Rod Rosenstein Determined To Step In ALL The Shit On Way Out The Door All for Attorney General Bill Barr and the hate of an ungrateful nation. Five Dollar Feminist Russia 12 Apr 2019
Your Weekly Top Ten Got So Many Wonkette Kid Pictures, You're Gonna Get SICK OF Wonkette Kid Pictures!
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