'Very High Levels of Intelligence.' Wonkagenda For Wed., Nov. 28, 2018 Trump brains goodly, baby jails are getting worse, and MUELLER IS COMING. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 28 Nov 2018
Looks Like Kyrsten Sinema Just Deported Martha McSally To McLoserville Another Senate pickup! And a special goodbye to Dana Rohrabacher also too! Liz Dye News 12 Nov 2018
2018 Show Writers Bring Back Least-Missed Character For Dumb Cameo To rousing indifference, Jon Kyl takes McCain's seat. Stephen Robinson News 05 Sep 2018
Teachers Cuck Arizona Republicans A pay raise is a good start. But the teachers have this crazy ideas schools need to be funded, too. Doktor Zoom News 04 May 2018
RUN, RONNY, RUN! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 24, 2018 Ronny Jackson has a a problem, Scott Pruitt's days may be numbered, and Hannity blames Obama for his millions. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 24 Apr 2018
Arizona Teachers Have Crazy Idea Kids Need 'School Funding,' Not Just Guns & Jebus You mean you can't just cut taxes and education forever without consequences? Doktor Zoom News 23 Apr 2018
This Is Stupid Watergate. Wonkagenda For Fri., April 13, 2018 James Comey spills the beans, Trump wants ANOTHER mulligan, and Michael Cohen recorded EVERYTHING! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 13 Apr 2018
Trump To Make Boom Booms In Not America. Wonkagenda for Tues., Aug. 22, 2017 We're going back to Afghanistan (again), Paul Ryan is full of sadz, and Steve Mnuchin's Bourgeois Barbie lets her haters eat cake. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 22 Aug 2017
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS
