House Republicans All Quitting Congress Now, Something Something DEMS IN DISARRAY! Don't let the door hit you in the ass. Evan Hurst Congress 31 Jul 2019
Alabama GOP Senate Candidate Says Less Buttsex, More Gunsmoke, PEW PEW PEW! Is this a winning platform for Alabama? Sure why not. Evan Hurst News 17 Jul 2019
Roy Moore 2: Kiddie Grabber Boogaloo He's trying to make laws about girls' wombs again. Wonderbitch sex crimes 21 Jun 2019
Roy Moore Is BACK, BABY, And *Don Trump Jr.* Is Voice Of Reason See, it's not always dog bites man! Stephen Robinson News 29 May 2019
​Alabama Not So Sure About Doug Jones, Might Give The Accused Kid-Toucher Another Look So that's fun! Evan Hurst News 16 Apr 2019
The Sh*tshow Must Go On! Wonkagenda For Fri, Dec. 28, 2018 Trump throws another tantrum, and Democrats plan for next year. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 28 Dec 2018
Trump Topples Confederate Monument Jeff Sessions. No One Black Will Miss Him The line to dance on Sessions's political grave starts behind the ghost of Coretta Scott King. Stephen Robinson News 08 Nov 2018
Rudy Giuliani Says He Never Met Ukrainian Oligarch Dmitry Firtash, And You Can Take That To The Bank! Ukraine
Pete Buttigieg Promises His 'Medicare For All' Plan Is The Bestest, Least Socialist One Yet 2020 democratic primary
