You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 28, 2019

Donnie leaves Kim at the altar, a new Dream Act, and GI Joe hacked Russia. Your morning news brief!

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Look Out Chuck 'N' Nancy, President WALL Made A SPEECH

HAHAHAHAHA! And also, FOH with that noise.

Post-Racial America

Texas Leads Lawsuit To Kill DACA, Since America Isn't Cruel Enough Yet

Federal courts protecting DREAMers? Red states to the rescue!

Post-Racial America

Who Does ICE Want To Deport Now? How About A Guy With Down Syndrome?

This is how we're treating 'the least of these.' Why doesn't Jesus send any hurricanes over this?

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Senate Sunday: Will Beto O'Rourke Beat Ted Cruz In A Boat? Will He Beat Him With A Goat?

Beto Is A Punk Rocker.

Elections

Mitch McConnell Just DELIGHTED To Deport Dreamers Up Shit Creek

What's next for DACA recipients? How about an underground railroad to Canada until sanity returns to this place?

Post-Racial America

White House Can't Decide Who's Lazier, Mexicans Or Democrats, Napping Under The Cactus In Their Big Sombreros

The hardest-working administration in history has thoughts on lazy Mexicans.

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Federal Judge Karate-Chops Trump On DACA, Like: THWACK And Also KAPOW!

US Judge: Trump and Company don't law very good.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

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Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

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Republicans Just Want Census To Ask If You Are A Jailbird, Nothing Could Go Wrong With That!

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Good Thing Bill Barr Is A Paragon Of Honesty, Because ... Well Sh*t Just Read It

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