You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 28, 2019

Donnie leaves Kim at the altar, a new Dream Act, and GI Joe hacked Russia. Your morning news brief!

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Look Out Chuck 'N' Nancy, President WALL Made A SPEECH

HAHAHAHAHA! And also, FOH with that noise.

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Texas Leads Lawsuit To Kill DACA, Since America Isn't Cruel Enough Yet

Federal courts protecting DREAMers? Red states to the rescue!

Post-Racial America

Who Does ICE Want To Deport Now? How About A Guy With Down Syndrome?

This is how we're treating 'the least of these.' Why doesn't Jesus send any hurricanes over this?

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Senate Sunday: Will Beto O'Rourke Beat Ted Cruz In A Boat? Will He Beat Him With A Goat?

Beto Is A Punk Rocker.

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Mitch McConnell Just DELIGHTED To Deport Dreamers Up Shit Creek

What's next for DACA recipients? How about an underground railroad to Canada until sanity returns to this place?

Post-Racial America

White House Can't Decide Who's Lazier, Mexicans Or Democrats, Napping Under The Cactus In Their Big Sombreros

The hardest-working administration in history has thoughts on lazy Mexicans.

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Federal Judge Karate-Chops Trump On DACA, Like: THWACK And Also KAPOW!

US Judge: Trump and Company don't law very good.

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Trump Had A Playdate With A Fellow Fascist Dipsh*t Today

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Anti-Vaxxers Harassing Moms Whose Babies Died, So That's TERRIFIC!

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The Germans Are Calling Us Fascists, Is America Great Again Now?

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Michael Cohen Warrant Docs Would Freak Trump The F*ck Out, If Trump Could Read (Allegedly!)

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