Trump: Put Your Head Between Your Knees And Kiss Those 'National Monuments' Goodbye! Beautiful vistas, like doctor visits, are for people who can afford them. Doktor Zoom News 26 Apr 2017
Obama Saves Alaska! Wonkagenda For Wednesday, December 21, 2016 Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief Dominic Gwinn News 21 Dec 2016
Meet Donald Trump's Grifty Pick For Interior Dept., Montana Rep. 'Commander' Zinke! Good news! Trump's Interior Department choice only wants to exploit federal lands, not turn them over to gun-toting yahoos. Baby steps, right? Doktor Zoom News 14 Dec 2016
Utah Plans To Just Take Federal Land, Anticipates No Real Problem With That Dan Weber News 04 Dec 2014
Eco-Terrorist Scamp Jailed For Punking Drilling Agency Put In 'The Hole' For Sending E-Mail Liz Colville News 29 Mar 2012
McCain's Masterful 'Attention-Getting' Scheme Canceled Due To Poor Weather Jim Newell News 23 Jul 2008
