DRUDGE SIRENS! ALEX JONES MEAT SWEATS! BARACK OBAMA BEGGING JAY-Z TO MAKE BLACK PEOPLE STOP LOVING TRUMP SO MUCH!

This is just definitely a true story.

Post-Racial America

Fox News And GOP Jackholes Have New Conspiracy, And It Is That Barack Obama Was President

HANNITY'S SHOW GONNA BE LIT TONIGHT, Y'ALL!

Oprah's Speech Was Amazing, Now Shut Your Fucking Mouth

Hey, let's argue about whether Oprah should run for president! Why? LITERALLY NO FUCKING REASON.

Is This Barack Obama's Giant Boner? Sure, Why Not

Oh, so you wouldn't mind seeing Obama's ding-dong but Trump's would gross you out? DOUBLE STANDARD! But we get it.