Drunk At Bar Says US Oughta Invade Mexico Is What We Oughta ... Wait No It Is US Senator Tom Cotton Hugs not drugs. Doktor Zoom foreign policy 07 Nov 2019
Trump Decides To Yell At Mexico For Another Year Before Closing Border The yelling IS the policy. Doktor Zoom Trump 05 Apr 2019
Domestic Terrorist Coast Guard Man Just Wanted To Cleanse Nation Of Its Enemies (Reporters And Democrats), And Everyone Else Thank goodness all hate crime reports are fake, huh? Doktor Zoom News 21 Feb 2019
Kentucky Gov. Says Rallying Teachers Caused Kids To Be Raped, Do Drugs And Get Poisoned If he's so concerned about the children being in school, he should probably pay their teachers. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 14 Apr 2018
Donald Trump Celebrates The Risen Lord With Threats To Deport Jesús Those lousy Samaritans are in big trouble, too. Doktor Zoom News 02 Apr 2018
John McCain Prefers Presidents Who Didn't Have Imaginary Bone Spurs During Vietnam John McCain rolls out some highly refined bitchery. Won't you join him? Doktor Zoom News 23 Oct 2017
'Christian' 'Rehab' Owner Keeps Slaves In America, Thinks Jesus Loves Her, IS WRONG Every time you think you understand what evil looks like there's another news story. killermartinis News 05 Oct 2017
Jimmy Kimmel Don't Play. Wonkagenda For Wed., Sept. 20, 2017 It's 2017 and the Resistance is led by the Dictionary, Teen Vogue AND JIMMY KIMMEL. Dominic Gwinn News 20 Sep 2017
