Is Tom Cotton A Fascist Or Just Really F*ckin' Dumb? Yep.

Cotton swears he didn't LITERALLY mean the military should commit war crimes against American citizens. He was saying a slang!


Trump Second Best At Being Most Admired (Again)

Tough break, Donald! You'll beat Barack Obama someday, LOL just kidding no you won't.


The Jell-O Recipe That Mamie Eisenhower Used To Win The Cold War

This Jello recipe made David Eisenhower fall for Julie Nixon. You could look it up.


Donald Trump's 'Approval Rating' Not The Smallest One America Has Ever Seen, But ... Uh ... LOL!

Trump is less popular than George W. Bush during Katrina, anal fissures and Comcast. #WINNING


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