Glenn Greenwald Taking Assange Arrest Really Hard, Y'all, Bless His Heart

We're only supposed to trust the Trump Department of Justice when it's Bill Barr covering up the Mueller report. YOU BETCHA, GLENN.

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'NO COLLUSION'? Not So Fast, A-Holes!

WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO HIDE?

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Hey Michael Flynn! You Been Dickin' Around With Erik Prince's Secret Russian Beer Buddy?

We feel like we've said this before, but IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SANCTIONS.

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We Don't Mean To Be Rude, But Paul Manafort's Lawyer Is A Sh*thole Garbage Person

Bless Kevin Downing's heart.

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Paul Manafort, GO THE F*CK TO NEW YORK JAIL WHENEVER YOU GET DONE WITH FEDERAL JAIL!

Trump can't save you now!

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Michael Flynn So Scared Of The Judge On His Case, It Is HILARIOUS

PLEASE, YOUR HONOR, CAN HE COOPERATE SOME MORE?

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Manafort Judge LOCKS HER UP!

Judge Amy Berman Jackson is not amused with Paul Manafort.

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596,852 Low-Level Offenders Who Got Off Worse Than Paul Manafort, Who Is Blameless And Pure Of Heart

It was hard to pick just 596,852!

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Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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