State Department Kinda Making Up Coronavirus Policy As It Goes Along. That Cool? It's hard to tell the weaponized incompetence from the regular kind. Doktor Zoom White House 21 Feb 2020
Judge Really Sorry He Can't Make Trump Not Be A Dick To US-Liberians, But That Is 'Law' A lawsplainer. Jamie Lynn Crofts Legal 29 Oct 2019
Stable Genius Gonna Nuke Hurricanes With Literally Invisible F35 Airplanes, It's Just Science Add another item to the 'Donald Trump's Dumb Obsessions' list. Doktor Zoom Trump 26 Aug 2019
Republicans Love Unborn Babies So Much, They Will Give Them All Zika Virus To Spite Obama Republicans, who freaked out mightily over Ebola a couple years ago, are taking a far more laid-back approach to funding preparations for the Zika virus. We can't imagine why. Doktor Zoom News 25 May 2016
Idiot Gov. Paul LePage Doesn't Want Refugees Spreading The 'Ziki Fly' All Over Maine C.A. Pinkham News 18 Feb 2016
Fine Hipsters, Taco Bell Will Put Free-Range Artisanal Kale Eggs In Your Chalupas Matt Carpenter News 21 Nov 2015
Jerkface Gov. Paul LePage Will Resign If Enough People Dump Pigs' Blood On Him At Prom Evan Hurst News 20 Aug 2015
Ilhan Omar's Challenger A QAnon-Believing, Alleged-Multiple-Offending Shoplifter On The Run From The Law Conspiracy Theories
