Stable Genius Gonna Nuke Hurricanes With Literally Invisible F35 Airplanes, It's Just Science Add another item to the 'Donald Trump's Dumb Obsessions' list. Doktor Zoom Trump 26 Aug 2019
Republicans Love Unborn Babies So Much, They Will Give Them All Zika Virus To Spite Obama Republicans, who freaked out mightily over Ebola a couple years ago, are taking a far more laid-back approach to funding preparations for the Zika virus. We can't imagine why. Doktor Zoom Science 25 May 2016
Idiot Gov. Paul LePage Doesn't Want Refugees Spreading The 'Ziki Fly' All Over Maine C.A. Pinkham Featured 18 Feb 2016
We Are Accidentally Creating Our Own Untreatable Plagues, Whoopsie C.A. Pinkham US of America News 11 Dec 2015
Fine Hipsters, Taco Bell Will Put Free-Range Artisanal Kale Eggs In Your Chalupas Matt Carpenter News 21 Nov 2015
Jerkface Gov. Paul LePage Will Resign If Enough People Dump Pigs' Blood On Him At Prom Evan Hurst Featured 20 Aug 2015
Rick Santorum Knows Fetuses Are Cuddle Buddies, Not 'Medical Research' Evan Hurst Featured 14 Aug 2015
Fox News Jackass Greg Gutfeld Will Keep Fetuses In Wastebaskets Where They Belong Evan Hurst Featured 14 Aug 2015
