Wonkette Answers Lindsey Graham's Dumbass Questions, 'Cause Lindsey Graham Is A Dumbass Glad to be of service, Senator! Evan Hurst News 31 Jan 2019
Whose Balls Smell Like Cat Pee? Certainly Not Julian Assange's Balls! Why's everybody always pickin' on poor Julian? Evan Hurst News 07 Jan 2019
It's Not You, Julian Assange, It's ... Okay, Yeah, IT'S YOU. Boy, bye! Five Dollar Feminist 2016 Presidential Election 06 Dec 2018
Let's Subpoena Julian Assange's Nasty-Ass Cat, See What It Knows About Paul Manafort Robert Mueller has probably already done that, TBH. Evan Hurst News 27 Nov 2018
Let's Throw A Bunch Of Sh*t At The Wall And Call It The Trump-Russia #SMOKINGGUN Ready for a DEEP DIVE into Russian fuckery, the likes of which we have only done several times in the past? LET'S DO THIS. Evan Hurst News 14 Nov 2018
Ecuador Tells Julian Assange To Get Off The Couch, Or They're Taking His Cat Clean up your shit, or find a new place to live, Julian! Dominic Gwinn News 19 Oct 2018
Roger Stone's Hotmail Account Dined With Your Mom Last Night Yes, really, his HOTMAIL. Evan Hurst News 04 Apr 2018
Can You Read Gordon Sondland's Ukraine Testimony Without Punching A Baby? A Wonkette Self-Control Test! Ukraine
Marianne Williamson Not Leaving Dem Race Until She's Tricked Into Saying Name Backwards 2020 democratic primary
