Wonkette Answers Lindsey Graham's Dumbass Questions, 'Cause Lindsey Graham Is A Dumbass Glad to be of service, Senator! Evan Hurst Russia 31 Jan 2019
Whose Balls Smell Like Cat Pee? Certainly Not Julian Assange's Balls! Why's everybody always pickin' on poor Julian? Evan Hurst Everywhere Else News 07 Jan 2019
It's Not You, Julian Assange, It's ... Okay, Yeah, IT'S YOU. Boy, bye! Five Dollar Feminist Russia 06 Dec 2018
Let's Subpoena Julian Assange's Nasty-Ass Cat, See What It Knows About Paul Manafort Robert Mueller has probably already done that, TBH. Evan Hurst Russia 27 Nov 2018
Let's Throw A Bunch Of Sh*t At The Wall And Call It The Trump-Russia #SMOKINGGUN Ready for a DEEP DIVE into Russian fuckery, the likes of which we have only done several times in the past? LET'S DO THIS. Evan Hurst Russia 14 Nov 2018
Ecuador Tells Julian Assange To Get Off The Couch, Or They're Taking His Cat Clean up your shit, or find a new place to live, Julian! Dominic Gwinn Russia 19 Oct 2018
Roger Stone's Hotmail Account Dined With Your Mom Last Night Yes, really, his HOTMAIL. Evan Hurst Russia 04 Apr 2018
Dana Rohrabacher Ready To Dead-Drop Julian Assange's Love Notes Into Donald Trump's Pants Rohrabacher has THE REAL TRUTH about who hacked last year's election, and surprise, it wasn't his beloved motherland Russia. Evan Hurst Russia 30 Aug 2017
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
