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Trump Back To Family Separation Horrorshow, Because Things Were Okayish For A Second

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Trump to make TV worse with prime time address, and the government shutdown gets worse. Your morning news brief!

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Reuters To Cover Trump Like Any Other Tinpot Dictator

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