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TrumpCare Rises Again! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 21, 2017

Trump breaks up with Julian Assange, Alex Jones's custody battle got WHOO BOY NASTY, and Jason Chaffetz wants you to know his pooper is sparkling clean! Your morning news brief!

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Reuters To Cover Trump Like Any Other Tinpot Dictator

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Trump's love of nukes, Putin hates Democrats, Rachel Maddow grills Kellyanne Conway! Your daily news brief!

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Your Morning Maddow: Here's How Our Presidential Candidates Get Along With A Dictator

Hillary Clinton had tough words for Egypt's autocratic president. Donald Trump had wet kisses for him.

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Egypt Does Archaeological Dig On Ben Carson's Brain, Discovers A Idiot

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Trump Bigger Than Jesus! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 1, 2017

GOP money fuckery, Trump lights a tree, and Walmart apologizes for trying to kill journalists. Your morning news brief.

But Michael Flynn's Russian Uraniums!

We're sure Sean Hannity will do a Glenn Beck chart about this on his TV show tonight. You bet.

TrumpCare Rises Again! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 21, 2017

Trump breaks up with Julian Assange, Alex Jones's custody battle got WHOO BOY NASTY, and Jason Chaffetz wants you to know his pooper is sparkling clean! Your morning news brief!

Reuters To Cover Trump Like Any Other Tinpot Dictator

Reuters is planning to cover the Trump administration like it would any other banana republic. Why do we suddenly want to read Graham Greene novels?

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

Your Morning Maddow: Here's How Our Presidential Candidates Get Along With A Dictator

Hillary Clinton had tough words for Egypt's autocratic president. Donald Trump had wet kisses for him.

Wonkagenda: September 21, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Egypt Does Archaeological Dig On Ben Carson's Brain, Discovers A Idiot

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

President BabySh*ts Actually Tried To LOCK HER UP, Because He's A Garbage Human Being

Here Is Barry Obummer Making Fun Of Trump's 'Mommy Issues,' Have A Nice Day!

Maybe Secretary Of State Helped Cover Up Saudi Murder, Maybe He Didn't

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Ryan Zinke Knows Who Burned Down California, And It Is Hippies

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