Breaking New York Times Scoop: Trump Doesn't Care If Journalists Live Or Die He prefers journalists who don't get captured. Stephen Robinson Media/Entertainment 24 Sep 2019
Trump Back To Family Separation Horrorshow, Because Things Were Okayish For A Second Trump: I ended Obama's cruel family separation policy. And cruel family separation is the BEST! Doktor Zoom Trump 10 Apr 2019
IT'S ALL FINE. Wonkagenda For Mon., March 11, 2019 Trump's bigass budget, the horse race for 2020, and Erik Prince miiiight have lied to congress. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 11 Mar 2019
President Sh*tmouth. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 8, 2019 Trump to make TV worse with prime time address, and the government shutdown gets worse. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 08 Jan 2019
'So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish.' Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec 20, 2018 A Category 5 Shitstorm in Syria, and a Florida Man crowdfunds The Wall. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 20 Dec 2018
Trump Bigger Than Jesus! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 1, 2017 GOP money fuckery, Trump lights a tree, and Walmart apologizes for trying to kill journalists. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 01 Dec 2017
But Michael Flynn's Russian Uraniums! We're sure Sean Hannity will do a Glenn Beck chart about this on his TV show tonight. You bet. Evan Hurst News 27 Nov 2017
TrumpCare Rises Again! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 21, 2017 Trump breaks up with Julian Assange, Alex Jones's custody battle got WHOO BOY NASTY, and Jason Chaffetz wants you to know his pooper is sparkling clean! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 21 Apr 2017
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS
