Never Mind, Just A 10-year-Old Migrant Girl Whose Death They Covered Up Did she have a name? We bet she had a name. Doktor Zoom Immigrants 23 May 2019
Trump Gonna Paint A Train Tunnel On This Rock On The Border It's gonna work FOR REAL this time. Doktor Zoom News 01 Apr 2019
'I'm Still Doing It.' Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 9, 2019 Buncha bullshit about Trump's wall, but many other stories too! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Elections 09 Jan 2019
Trump White House Knows Who's To Blame For Pittsburgh Shooting, And It Is SQUIRREL! FAKE NEWS LIBERAL MEDIA SQUIRREL! How could you possibly blame Trump for inciting violence, just because he incites violence all the time? Evan Hurst Trump 29 Oct 2018
Finally Some Good Immigration News! Federal judge puts brakes on deporting 300,000 people -- and their 193,000 American kids. Doktor Zoom Courts 04 Oct 2018
Judge Rules Family Separation Causes Unconstitutional Trauma. You Don't Say. What part of 'illegal' doesn't Trump understand? Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 16 Jul 2018
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
