Nastya Rybka Is Free! Sort Of! Wait, Y'all Remember Who The F*ck Nastya Rybka Is? We wish we thought this was a happy ending to a fucked up story, but we're talking about Russia here. Evan Hurst News 22 Jan 2019
Politico Announces Presale Tix For 'Who Would Vote For The Unf*ckable Harpy 2' Tour Sen. Elizabeth Warren, it's your time to shine! Liz Dye 2016 Presidential Election 02 Jan 2019
Wake Up, President Grandpa, It's Snowing Indictments! Tweet, tweet! Liz Dye 2016 Presidential Election 13 Dec 2018
Trump's Washington Post Interview Just As Dumbsh*t As All His Other Interviews He has a very good brain, after all. Evan Hurst News 28 Nov 2018
President BabySh*ts Actually Tried To LOCK HER UP, Because He's A Garbage Human Being BREAKING NEWS, Donald Trump is exactly the un-American shithead we always said he is. Evan Hurst News 20 Nov 2018
Media Loathed Hillary So Much They Forgot She Was Running Against Donald Trump All the Trump news that was fit to ignore Stephen Robinson News 19 Jun 2018
Working Hard Or Hardly ... Eh, It's Trump, What Do You Want. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 28, 2017 Trump tries to take credit for Obama's legacy, Roy Moore about to officially lose (again), and Donald Trump is ... GOLFING??? THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 28 Dec 2017
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