Nastya Rybka Is Free! Sort Of! Wait, Y'all Remember Who The F*ck Nastya Rybka Is?

We wish we thought this was a happy ending to a fucked up story, but we're talking about Russia here.

Wake Up, President Grandpa, It's Snowing Indictments!

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Trump's Washington Post Interview Just As Dumbsh*t As All His Other Interviews

He has a very good brain, after all.