Border Patrol Axes Today's El Paso 'Crowd Control' 'Exercise,' Nothing To See Here, Move Along And who the fuck thought it was a good idea in the first place? Doktor Zoom News 06 Nov 2018
ELECTION DAY! Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 6, 2018 Get your ass to the polls after you read your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 06 Nov 2018
This Is The Only Internet Blog Article You Need To Read About Tomorrow's Midterms Is there even an internet beyond Wonkette dot com? Not that we ever heard of. Evan Hurst News 05 Nov 2018
ONE VOTE, ASSHOLES! ONE VOTE! Democrats and liberals and all reasonable Americans: DO NOT MISS AN ELECTION EVER AGAIN. Evan Hurst News 19 Dec 2017
It's Election Day! Virginia, New Jersey, Get Your Butts To The Polls! What are you doing sitting at your computer? There's votin' to do! Already voted? Have a seat! Doktor Zoom News 07 Nov 2017
Donald Trump's Family: Bad At Voting, Bad At America Voting like an American who loves America is tough, y'all! Evan Hurst News 08 Nov 2016
This Election Has Made Everyone Dumber, And May God Have Mercy On Our Souls Reality: What a Concept! Doktor Zoom News 08 Nov 2016
This Election Tried To Kill Us, But We Are Not Dead We Don't Think We are still standing, and Hillary is standing, and now it's time to WIN A DAMN ELECTION. Evan Hurst News 08 Nov 2016
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS
