NC Republicans Boldly Do Absolutely Nothing About State's Real Election Fraud

Simple! DNA tests on all mail-in ballots! (Crom help us, they might try it.)

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Gosh, If Only North Carolina GOP Had Known About Fraudy Mail-In Ballot Guy!

The guy who's been under investigation for election fraud for two years. That would be he.

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North Carolina 9th: The Election Fraud F*ckery Is Growing Exponentially

Captain, by my calculations, in 30 days the fuckery will have displaced all matter in the galaxy.

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North Carolina Election-Fraud F*ckery Goes To Eleven. Teen. Thousand Million

What we are saying is HOLY SHIT.

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North Carolina Election Fckery Just Got Fckier

Thank heavens we stocked up on asterisks!

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The Mad King REAL MAD. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 7, 2018

Trump loses it over THE OP-ED, a looming government shutdown, and Twitter Perma-bans Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!

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Robert Mueller Just Now Getting To The Fun Part Of His Investigation

Another day, another story of GUESS WHAT ROBERT MUELLER IS DOING!

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Trump Russia Scandal Idiot Carter Page SO Tired Of Being Hate Crimed By Hillary Clinton

HEY LOOK OVER THERE! SQUIRREL!

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Count ALL The Votes? Why Would Florida Do Something Like That?

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OMG WTF JUST HAPPENED IN THE WHITE HOUSE

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