Hackers Are Holding All The Voter Rolls In California Hostage Empty your wallets or you'll never see your precious elections ever again. Dominic Gwinn News 16 Dec 2017
DNC, You Are Up Shit Creek. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 2, 2017 Paul Manafort's got some cuddle buddies in the mafia; Donna Brazile is torching the DNC and Hillary on her way out; and Trump is NOT FREAKING OUT. NOT. FREAKING. OUT. Dominic Gwinn News 02 Nov 2017
In Total Coincidence, Georgia Destroys Election Data Days After Vote Hacking Lawsuit They needed the server space for other stuff, we bet! Alex Ruthrauff News 28 Oct 2017
Karen Handel Sucks. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 20, 2017 Dem's are talking until they're blue in the face, Karen Handel is a very bad person, and Pharma-Bro is back! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 20 Jun 2017
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