Chief Justice John Roberts Loves Him Some Ratf*ckin'! How bad is the gerrymandering decision? It's really, really bad. Liz Dye Politics 27 Jun 2019
Fox News Dipsh*t To New College Grads: OWN THE LIBS BY BE MORE STUPIDER OK? How will Fox News get more viewers if people are 'educated' and stuff? TELL PETE HEGSETH THAT ONE! Evan Hurst News 20 May 2019
Steve King Finishes Campaign By Reminding Voters That Nazis Hate Fags Hey you guys, did you hear Steve King is kiiiiind of a Nazi? Evan Hurst News 06 Nov 2018
GOP Can't Wait To Examine Kavanaugh's Record After He's Been Confirmed Spoiler Alert: He would have let Nixon stay in office. Liz Dye News 09 Aug 2018
Gay-Hatin' Cake Nazi Wins At SCOTUS, But Religious Right Shouldn't Blow Its Wad Just Yet This was a really shitty case, but don't worry, kids, SCOTUS didn't legalize gay bashing or anything. Evan Hurst News 04 Jun 2018
Trump Knows What Women Want! Your Wonkagenda for Tuesday, May 2, 2017 Trump has a spot for the ladies, TrumpCare rides again (again), and Hannity throws another tantrum. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 02 May 2017
Supreme Court Saves America From Transgender Teens Making Bathroom Everywhere This kid really needs to pee, and SCOTUS won't let him. Evan Hurst News 04 Aug 2016
Supreme Court So Mean, Won't Even Let Reckless Domestic Abusers Keep Guns The Supreme Court decided Monday that people convicted of 'reckless' domestic violence can't own firearms. So long, Freedom! Doktor Zoom News 28 Jun 2016
How Many Trump Crimes Will His Lawyers Confess To Today? (Impeachment Trial Liveblog, Day Whatever!) Impeachment
